hellotailor:

typhonatemybaby:

Chris Evans really likes jelly beans. (x)

what the hell

you heard him

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flypup:

minticetea asked: Ooh, for the 100 palette challenge could you do the Ninth Doctor in #99? :3

flypup:

minticetea asked: Ooh, for the 100 palette challenge could you do the Ninth Doctor in #99? :3

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owlmylove:

whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.” 

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yummytomatoes:

a chart for my dog Sadie

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kaiblackbloodtheasshole:

why does this have only one note

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fefempress:

daddyjared:

who remembers these

OK LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS LITTLE BITCH RIGHT HERE OK THESE WERE CALLED PIXEL CHIX BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED PRODUCTS OF SATAN SO WHEN I WAS SEVEN I WAS ALL UP AND INVESTED, I HAD THE OTHER HOUSES TOO THAT SHE WOULD GO IN AND TALK TO HER STUPID FUCKING FRIENDS RIGHT WELL THEN AFTER A WHILE I STOPPED PLAYING AND A YEAR LATER I PICKED IT BACK UP THE HOUSE WAS QUIET AND COVERED IN FUCKIN COB WEBS, ALL THAT COULD BE HEARD WAS A SLOW CREAKING FROM THE STAIRS THE LIGHTS FLICKERED AND THIS FUCKING BITCH LOOKED LIKE SHE HAD
HELL TO PAY SHE WASN’T MOVING OR SAYING ANYTHING SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME WITH A SCOWL HER CLOTHES WERE TORN AND DUSTY AND SHE JUST LOOKED BEAT THE FUCK UP I WAS SO AFRAID I FUCKING SHUT THAT SHIT OFF AND NEVER PICKED IT BACK UP AGAIN FUCK THIS BITCH

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tavoriel:

paraxdisepink:

buckybarnesss:

steve leaving post-its on bucky’s arm with little notes and messages and bucky thinks it’s fucking adorable.

"You’re safe here"

"Remember to eat"

"Your name is Bucky"

"Your plate is in the oven"

"Get some sleep"

"It’s July, 2014"

neopetsdiva:

lady gaga turned 28 this year. madonna did that in 1624… when will the plagiarism stop?

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the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

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daddys-butterflykisses:

bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

Haha, that’s great c=

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